Middle Finger Ghost — Desk & Shelf Figurine
A small ghost with a big opinion.
Oct 23rd
Ordered
Oct 24th - Oct 25th
Order Ready
Oct 30th - Nov 6th
Est. Delivery
Loved by Halloween desks 👻
He's so cute!
Very funny to put the pen there haha, it looks great on the desk, a good gift.
It's bigger than I expected, I love it, it's very funny.
Description
A little ghost with a big opinion. Matte PVC, palm-sized, and permanently unimpressed — it sits on a desk, a shelf or a mantel and says what you're thinking.
- Two colours: matte white or matte black
- Palm-sized: about 8–8.5 cm (3.1–3.3 in) tall and 6.4 cm (2.5 in) wide
- Solid moulded PVC with a smooth matte finish
- Free-standing, no batteries, no assembly
- Made for indoors — desk, bookshelf, mantel, windowsill
- One figurine per order; sizes are hand-measured, so allow a small variance
It is a decor piece, not a toy, and the gesture is the whole joke — if that's not the desk you want it on, this is the wrong ghost.
Shipping
Free standard shipping on every order — no minimum. Typical US delivery runs 7–14 days, tracked, with the tracking link emailed at dispatch.
Returns
Every order is covered by a 60-day money-back guarantee. If it's not right, contact us within 60 days of delivery for a full refund.
Why You'll Love It
A little ghost with a big opinion. Matte PVC, palm-sized, and permanently unimpressed — it sits on a desk, a shelf or a mantel and says what you're thinking.
It is a decor piece, not a toy, and the gesture is the whole joke — if that's not the desk you want it on, this is the wrong ghost.
Before you ask
Everything you need to know before you order.
How big is it?
Palm-sized: about 8–8.5 cm (3.1–3.3 in) tall and 6.4 cm (2.5 in) wide. It's made to sit on a desk, a shelf edge, a mantel or a windowsill — not to be a floor statue. Sizes are hand-measured, so allow a small variance.
What's it made of?
Moulded PVC with a smooth finish, in white or black. There's nothing to charge, switch on or assemble — it stands on its own and stays where you put it.
Can I mix black and white?
Yes. On the 2 and 3 options you pick the colour of each one, so you can take two white, two black, or one of each. The pair reads best together on a shelf.
Can it go outside?
Keep it indoors. It's a PVC decor piece — rain, sprinklers and long spells of direct sun aren't what it's built for. A windowsill on the inside is fine.
Is this a gag gift?
Unapologetically. It's a desk-and-shelf joke for the person who'd actually laugh at it — the gesture is the whole point, so it isn't a kids' decoration and we'd skip it for the office that has opinions about that sort of thing.
How long does shipping take?
Standard shipping is free on every order and always tracked — typical US delivery runs 7–14 days, with the tracking link emailed the moment it ships.
What if I don't like it?
You're covered by a 60-day money-back guarantee. Live with it first — if it's not right, email us within 60 days of delivery and we refund the order. No interrogation.
Customer reviews
Reviews for Middle Finger Ghost — Desk & Shelf Figurine
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